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September 05, 2015



Suck it up, bro. You know what "they" say, "You'll learn to like it."
Anyway, I'm not going to giggle..., you should see me in my lycra bicycle outfit.



Since those of us sans penii do not feel safe walking the streets of my burg without a full entourage of bodyguards sporting Kalashnikovs and surly scowls, I scored a treadmill and installed it in a corner facing the boob tube. Doing so garnered many "yeah right" and "I see you bought a new clothes stand" comments from my nemesis. Then, it being mostly made of a flat surface, he proceeded to load it up with all the electronics he dreams of selling on Craigslist. FML.

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